Regurgitated Brain Mush

Mon, 06 Jun 2005 15:43:48 GMT

CALLIN ALL POH'ers I NEED YOUR HELP!!!!!

Sat, 23 Apr 2005 16:36:55 GMT

ALRIGHT I HAVE DECIDED ON THE IMAGE I WANT FOR MY POH TATTOO!!!!!

if someone has a GOOD pic of the big sun smily face on garbonzo from Chinook i would be tickled pink if you would get it to me in some way. cuz im gettin it tattoo ed on my lower back... with some sort of inscription that i have not yet chosen...

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 13:46:14 GMT

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 14:50:46 GMT

alrighty then here is a pic of my new kitty

Tue, 22 Feb 2005 01:07:45 GMT

What ranDOM movie quote are you? by merenwen_ruby
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Birthday
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The Quote	"But mostly, I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close,Not even a little bit at all.."-Kat Stratford(10 things I Hate about You)

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Fri, 18 Feb 2005 15:21:27 GMT

Dear LiveJournal and my LJ friends,

I have been cheating on you.... i have become a myspace whore... i am so sorry... BUT at the same time im not.... cuz you can meet mad chill ppl on there... and thats all im gonna say bout that. i might even say that myspace is better... ya'll should check it out it rocks my socks. so yeah i feel bad tho... i dont post on there tho really... nope just a few bulletins with lyrics and then like one post... i kinda feel guilty updating in something other than lj.... but i still read my friends page... ya. just not as often.... i still love you guys and LJ will always be my first love...

<3 Becky

Mon, 14 Feb 2005 15:23:55 GMT

You are Tater tots. Go get your own!!

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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Thu, 10 Feb 2005 05:22:10 GMT

ive lost a very big part of me and i dont know how to go on without it...

hahhahahahhahahahahha

Tue, 08 Feb 2005 15:58:40 GMT

The Amish Hand Warmer: An amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." the mother replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it."

None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix. The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert. The man won another $50 from the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some bagpipes. The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set them down again.

"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 15:01:26 GMT

its been so surreal lately... so very much so... when you lose someone as a friend who is been there for so long... and such a big part of me... even more than they or i know. i feel... not whole yet a whole new person... or atleast trying to be. i saw him last nite for the first time... we didnt speak except when everyone was talkin bout family guy and i told him i wanted my family guy dvds back... and i started thinking... my random clothes my toothbrush my big lebowski dvd and my moms shinedown cd and any other random shit of mine over there... goddamnit.i know this is the way it should be and this is how i know that it has to be and it still hurts like a mother fucker. ive lost part of my world. so many things happen through the day that jsut make me want to call him and tell him bout them. and the fuckin thing is that so much reminds me of him... i dont even watch tv anymore... cuz ive watched like every show with him. its so hard... what i wouldnt give to just be able to kick back with him on his couch and watch TRUCKS with that guy named stacy(its some stupid truck building show) i saw him last nite and it just hurt... he said good bye to everyone other than me. i just went along like things were normal without directing any conversation towards him. but he didnt look at me, didnt.... i dunno.... i hate this. i hope he grows up some day. i really do.

Have you ever?
(x) snuck out of the house
(x) gotten lost in your city
(x) seen a shooting star
(x) been to any other countries besides the united states
(x) had a serious surgery
(x) gone out in public in your pajamas
(x) kissed a stranger
( ) given someone of the opposite sex a made up phone number
(x) hugged a stranger
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
(x) done drugs
(x) had alcohol
(x) felt isolated
(x) laughed and had milk/coke/juice/water come out of your nose
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator
( ) gotten a tatoo
(x) made out in an elevator
(x) swore at your parents
(x) kicked a guy where it hurts
(x) been in love
(x) been close to love
( ) been to a casino
( ) been skydiving
(x) written a song
( ) broken a bone
(x) been high
(x) skinny-dipped
(x) skipped school
(x) flashed someone
(x) seen a therapist
(x) played spin the bottle
(x) gotten stitches
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
(x) bitten someone
( ) been to Niagara Falls
(x) gotten the chicken pox
( ) gotten a speeding ticket?
(x) crashed into a friend's car
(x) fallen down a flight of stairs
( ) been to Japan
(x)ridden in a taxi
(x)been dumped
(x) shoplifted
(x) been fired
(x) had fun with someone of the opposite sex in the shower.
( ) eaten a gallon if ice cream by yourself
(x) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
(x) stole something from your job (:))
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) had something stolen from you
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
( ) been to Europe
( ) walked into the wrong class & sat thru the whole thing
(x) slept with a co-worker
(x) written a love letter
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
(x) gotten an autograph from someone famous
( ) had children
(x) written a bad check
( ) seen someone die
(x) did something cruel and unusual to a sibiling
(x) burped at a nice restrauant
( ) been to Africa
(x) Driven over 400 miles in one day
( ) killed someone
(x) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(x) tried to fail a class
(x) Been on a plane
(x) gotten motion sickness
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
(x) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire.
(x) been rejected
(x) been to a funeral
( ) proposed to someone
(x) Eaten Sushi.
(x) suspended from school
( ) Been snowboarding
(x) Been moshing at a rock show
( ) Been to a motocross race
(x) killed a pet
(x) started a rumor
(x) gone to college
( ) graduated college
(x) done hard drugs
(x) tried killing yourself
(x) taken painkillers
(x) loved someone and sincerely missed him/her
(x ) loved someone so much it hurt

listssssssssssssssssssss

Thu, 03 Feb 2005 22:03:15 GMT

alright so i deleted that one post where ppl were sposed to like answer questions cuz like... no one did... its embarrassing to have it up there and it say if your my friend: and have no comments on there... so yeah. so update list maybe?

lists always make me feel better

me and pete are no longer speaking
i have made many self realizations lately(will prolly go into detail bout those at a later date)
school is fun but i have a 73.6% and you have to have a 75% to pass so they put me on academic prob. i KNOW i will get it up on the next test. FO SHO
leah's baby(maria) is gettin so big and even cuter by the day.
cocktails with leah before work and school rock my world.
i found out by listening to one of my favorite songs by snow patrol that they are gay and thats so cute cuz now if i wanna put like some cute angsty love song lyrics on my profile or something i dont have to change "she" to "he" and its totally cool they are so open bout it in their lyrics
masterbation just doesnt cut it... i want a dick
ive been lookin HOT lately if i must say so myself... im just such a shy person tho when it comes to new ppl.
i have to go pick up my lil bro from school now so ill finish my quiz up a lil later.

hmmm

Tue, 01 Feb 2005 20:48:48 GMT

damn right....

dude... this is so interesting.

go dave for this book on cd thing.

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 22:06:05 GMT

Which Half-Baked Character are you?

You're Thurgood!

You're a smoker...but a lover, more so. You tend to look on the bright side of things, and always try to put aside your material possessions if it means harming other people, or losing sweet sweet booty.

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huh?

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 15:16:06 GMT

FOR SOME REASON I KEEP THINKING ITS FRIDAY

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 15:10:20 GMT

The Great LiveJournal
Outage of 2005

During the outage I discovered there is another room, with a blue ceiling and a funny yellow light in it.

What did you do?

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Outage of 2005

During the outage I twitched maniacally, waiting for the servers to restart.

What did you do?

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During the outage I regained vision in my right eye.

What did you do?

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but the real thing that i actually did do, even tho it was... selfish i still felt this way... i know i need to "take a step back" as my mom says from lj ... need to be my own person for awhile BY MYSELF... hehehe LJ i think we should just be friends... ROFL....

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Outage of 2005

During the outage I sneered at their taking a six and a half hour break after claiming that they'd work on the problem _all_ weekend.

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hahhahahahhahahahah

Mon, 17 Jan 2005 02:39:43 GMT

Thu, 13 Jan 2005 16:17:01 GMT

You're just dying to climb on a bus, plane or train. You want to get the heck out of here and go somewhere you can truly be yourself. But guess what? You're already there -- and you're well worth getting to know as is.

thats my horoscope from yesterday

damn straight dude.

blah blah blah blah blah

Thu, 13 Jan 2005 16:13:38 GMT

i feel i should update but ive been so... down... on my way to depressed lately.... but i dont feel like talking about it... ya know? its weird. so yeah.... i just think my icon is soooo cute... its... adorable...

so yeah... saw aris last nite. hes a douche. (wow i just remembered andrew stefuik) all he kept talkin bout last nite was how he hates jersey and it sucks and so do all the ppl here and arizona is so much better blah blah blah blah blah... go the fuck back home already then... dont visit anymore.. jeeze... wow, i dont know what i saw in him... he's always been like that kinda... thinkin he was on like a higher level just a lil bit better than everyone else... OOOOOOOOOOOOk... no.

watched manchurian candidate ROCKED!!!

finally finished the forgotten last nite when i got home(@like 2am) it was... disturbing... ending was....__________

i just made pistachio pudding.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

yuppers.... i am gonna go cuz all im doin is rambling.

merrrrrrrr

Tue, 11 Jan 2005 21:35:07 GMT

i am a bum

my new years resolution is to get off my fat ass, lose at least 20 pounds, get a second job, keep doin well in school, and to

Stop lettin the man get me down!!!!!

and for all ya'll PoH'ers:

WILL YOU SUPPORT ME???????

wow am i just beat as can be.

Sun, 09 Jan 2005 18:14:01 GMT

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Stop refreshing this page until I get the answer I want.

Get your resolution here

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Become one with my inner sociopath.

Get your resolution here

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Spend more time snuggling kitties.

Get your resolution here

my mom just told me were gettin a kitten and prolly a girl to make more kittens with weasely... ooooh pretty kitties

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Grow some new friends.

Get your resolution here

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Getting knocked up...twice.

Get your resolution here

okay im done dude... wow... some high fun there...

Wed, 29 Dec 2004 14:43:26 GMT

so i learned yet another point in the males code of ethics....

Thou shall not cock-block another male you are friends with (written in blood lol)

BUT someone has done this. and its a good thing. cuz yeah. i dont wanna be that girl.

Tue, 28 Dec 2004 16:16:39 GMT

Your Sexual Flavor Is Coffee

Unique and energetic. Strong and spirited. You're the bedroom energizer bunny. When you get down, you go hard and fast. So what if you chafe your knees every once and a while? It's not good sex if you don't come out with a new "battle wound" Secret talent: Rimming (scary thing is..... yeah)

What's Your Sexual Flavor?
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You're a "Dirty Fuck".

You're a dirty minded girl and love mixing pain with pleasure. You take bondage and all that good stuff over romance any day. If only your parents knew.

What Kind of Fuck Are You?
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Your inner sex animal is a frog!

Though it may sound wierd at first... you jump right to things! You don't think twice. If you want something you take it. And you don't look back at it. Whatever happens will happen. "If it's in the past then leave it there" is your philosophy. And that's how it should be!

What's Your Inner Sex Animal?
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heh

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 15:19:33 GMT

1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before?
Dated someone with a kid and a fiance that i didnt know about.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
i dont remember what mine was last year...
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
LEAH JUST HAD A BABY!!!! 12/19/2004 Maria Noel Lockhart....
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Granny
5. What countries did you visit?
mine
6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?
peace of mind
7. What dates from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
12/19/2004-leah had the baby, July 16---ozzfest
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
going into massage school
9. What was your biggest failure?
my car/movin out
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
uhhh nope
11. What was the best thing you bought?
ummmmmmmmm dunno
12. Whose behavior merited a celebration?
JOhn
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Ed
14. Where did most of your money go?
weed
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
ed, leah's baby.... moving out
16. What song will always remind you of 2004?
OBIE TRICE track 6
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder? happier
b) thinner or fatter? i feel fatter
c) richer or poorer? poorer
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
homework & studying
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
spent money on weed
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
morning at dads and rest of the day at moms
22. Did you fall in love in 2004?
i fell in love with ed, and uncovered my never seizing always changing love for pete....(imadork)
23. How many one-night stands?
2
24. What was your favorite TV program?
uhhhh The OC season 1 havent seen the new one at all, aqua teen hunger force
25. Do you hate anyone now you didn't hate last year?
ummmm cannot recall
26. What was the best book you read?
Dry by augusten....something
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
RAP bitches... i never was into it that much...im all about obie baby!!!
28. What did you want and get?
to go to massage school
29. What did you want and not get?
a happy ending
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
i totally like the movie...dude...the day after tomorrow.....maybe....cant think of anymore
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
went to go see the day after tomorrow with my mom and dave had a party for me and his b-day hahahha funny times... oh i was 19
32.What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
massage school
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?
fuckin slob, i fell in love with my sweatpants...but i also became a lil more fashionable too in cases where there are no sweats involved
34. What kept you sane?
weed, john.
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
dunno

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
gay marriages
37. Who did you miss?
tashina, emily, justine, steph
who was the best new person you met?
best and worst ed.
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004:
always ask if they have a kid/marry-ed/fiance-ed.

ya

Sun, 19 Dec 2004 21:05:18 GMT

mwah hahahahahahahahah

im an AUNT...well kinda... leah had her baby just a couple of hours ago... lil maria noel lockhart....6 lbs 13 oz everything is all good!!!

hmmmm

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 21:30:07 GMT

Rebecca

The name of Rebecca creates a friendly, sociable, charming nature, but causes you to be too easily influenced by others. While you find it easy to meet and mix, and can appear agreeable and compromising in conversation, you can become dogmatic and forceful if pressed too far. Others learn that you cannot be told what to do and you seldom change your mind once it is made up. You prefer situations that allow a degree of independence, but are reluctant to take on a demanding work-load or responsibility. In a position dealing with the public, you could do well because of your friendly personality, interest in people, and desire to please. When asked, you are able to give others good advice that you would probably not follow yourself, but must guard against being too opinionated in controversial matters. The physical weaknesses due to this name centre in the fluids of the body and the senses of the head, causing headaches, eye, teeth, or severe sinus conditions; also, kidney or bladder weaknesses.

Becky

The influence of Becky makes you positive, self-assertive, and independent. You can be creative, inventive, and ingenious in practical matters, such as handicrafts. When you have the opportunity to pursue your own goals and interests free from interference, you can feel very agreeable and express a buoyant optimism. On the other hand, you can be impulsive and forceful when opposed, and act without due forethought and discretion. Hence you have many bitter experiences and generally rather unsettled conditions in your life, with little progress and financial accumulation. You cannot tolerate any domination by others, or circumstances that restrict your freedom and independence. You are inclined to make changes abruptly in your life as an escape from such conditions. When annoyed or offended, you can be very candid and sarcastic in your speech. Many disruptions in friendship and association have thus resulted. Verbal expression is difficult for you, and you can be forthright in situations requiring delicacy, even though it is not your intention to be. The intensity of your nature would cause you to suffer in the senses of the head, as well as with digestive problems. You also would have a sensitivity in your solar plexus. In extreme cases, mental turmoil, major stomach operations, and accidents of a serious nature could occur.